Discipline by Zen
That thing where you threaten to pull over the car, and then you do? I did that.

We were traveling north on I279 and I pulled over near Bellevue, PA, turned into a Ryan Homes development and stopped the car in front of a clone home with a small yard and admired the fact that the whole plan had buried utilities while my children cried in the back seat of my minivan. It’s a Toyota, leased. Carpet is covered in Cheerios (Joe’s O’s…